"I remember I was so depressed I was……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'"
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
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I couldn't be with someone who is depressed all the time.
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If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go…
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Retirement from work has depressed many a man and hastened his death.
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I just got tired of being sick and tired and feeling down. Unfortunately, you don't realize this until you're getting…
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Because, you know, resilience - if you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you'd be pretty…
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As a child I always wanted to be a singer. The music my mother played in the house moved me…
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Music makes us want to live. You don't know how many times people have told me that they'd been down…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason,…
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There is a difference between executive producing and producing. Producing, you have no life for two years. You take everything…
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I used to get out of bed sometimes and feel depressed and watched a lot of reruns on TV to…
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The political system is broken, the economy is broken and so is society. That is why people are so depressed…
— David Cameron
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