"My boy is a mean kid. I came……" — Rodney Dangerfield

My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day… - Rodney Dangerfield

"My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you.""

— Rodney Dangerfield

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