Last Christmas Quotes

9 quotes by 9 authors

• My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches… — Rodney Dangerfield
• Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. — Unknown Author
• I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last… — Ian St John
• I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. — Milton Berle
• P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too… — Joanne Fluke
• Obstreperous, ‘huh,” said Tad. “I see you’ve been using that Big Word of the Day calendar I got you last Christmas.” “That is irrefragable,” I… — Patricia Briggs
• Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment... — Robert Paul
• Christmas comes with children singing, Christmas comes with sleigh bells ringing, Christmas comes with frosty nights, Christmas comes with snowball fights. Christmas comes with Santa… — REYNOLD
• It was for one of his last Christmas specials. I remember I went to his hotel room to rehearse with him, and he was zoned… — Macaulay Culkin

Who Wrote These Last Christmas Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 9 Last Christmas Quotes as follows:

• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Ian St John
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Milton Berle
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Joanne Fluke
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Patricia Briggs
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Robert Paul
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Reynold
• 1 Last Christmas Quote by Macaulay Culkin