Told My Kids Quotes
- I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I… — Roseanne Barr
- I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." — Rodney Dangerfield
- My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches… — Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my kids I just want three words on my tombstone, if I have one. I'll probably be cremated. One is "woman." I'm very… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair
- I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I… — Roseanne Barr