"He is so mean, he won't let his……" — Eugene Field
"He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time."
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20 Quotes by Eugene Field
Eugene Field has 20 quotes on this site.
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Let my temptation be a book.
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Mr. Clarke played the King all evening as though under constant fear that someone else was about to play the…
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Let my temptation be a book, which I shall purchase, hold and keep.
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Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
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All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing,…
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The biggest fish he ever caught were those that got away.
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A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
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Ideas came with explosive immediacy, like an instant birth. Human thought is like a monstrous pendulum; it keeps swinging from…
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Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to jail. It is the same thing, after all.
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Father calls me William, sister calls me Will, Mother calls me Willie, but the fellows call me Bill!.
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How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall At the clink of the ice in the pitcher…
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I'd like a stocking made for a giant, And a meeting house full of toys, Then I'd go out in…
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More Baby Quotes
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like…
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her…
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There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of…
— James A. Baldwin
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I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'
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It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a…
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why…
— Dave Barry
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you…
— Dave Barry
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I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think…
— Drew Barrymore
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy…
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I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I…
— Emmanuelle Beart
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
— Milton Berle
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Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is…
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