"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but……" — Billy Connolly

"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow."

— Billy Connolly

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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

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More Alright Quotes

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Ageing's alright, better than the alternative, which is not being here. — George H. W. Bush
As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times. — Orson Scott Card
It's alright all of us all living saying 'oh well there's enough of us so we won't have anymore, don't… — John Lennon
They never sought in vain that sought the Lord alright! — Robert Burns
I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the… — Lee Kuan Yew
Sadly when I want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright, I have no… — Unknown Author
Keep your dreams ALIVE. No matter how hard it gets, no matter how many people talk about you; they're going… — Tyler Perry
If a person sings quietly to himself on the street people smile with approval; but if he talks it's not… — Edward Hoagland
Go away... I'm alright. — H.G. Wells
Don't worry chief, it will be alright. — Rudolph Valentino
As they were leading me up, I looked up and around the galleries and I could feel the whole Aboriginal… — Neville Bonner
My choice is what I choose to do and if I'm causing no harm it shouldn't bother you. Your choice… — Ben Harper

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