Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 427 authors

I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves of books about… — Sean Astin
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four cattle that he gave to… — Dave Brubeck
It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that. — Bill Bryson
The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people… — Winston Churchill
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter, simply because if cows, pigs,… — Philip Kapleau
Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows. — George Bernard Shaw
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. — Martin Luther
Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass vitrine holding a… — Charles Saatchi
Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation, giving pleasure to a pilgrim,… — Satish Kumar
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx

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