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Cows Quotes by Ambrose Bierce
- Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
- SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat…
- Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
More Cows Quotes
- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin
- Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
- I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
- My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four cattle that… — Dave Brubeck
- It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that. — Bill Bryson
- The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
- Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk.… — Winston Churchill
- You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
- "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
- To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter, simply because… — Philip Kapleau
- Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
- The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki