Cows Quotes
- FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja
- BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down… — Nikhil Saluja
- CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. — Nikhil Saluja
- DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to… — Nikhil Saluja
- CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. — Nikhil Saluja