Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 416 authors

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded. — Dean Koontz
Who are you?" she inquired, as the cat passed by. I'm the cat that looked at a king," he replied. And I," she remarked with… — P L Travers
Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath ... — Terry Pratchett
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in… — Bill Bryson
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. — Craig Ferguson
Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger — Lady Gaga
Red cattle," Annabeth said. "The cattle of the sun." "What?" I [Percy] asked. "They're sacred to Apollo." "Holy cows? — Rick Riordan
Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. Iâ€™m sure theyâ€™re desperate for people who can cow others… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is to mathematics in that it involves selective breeding. The principal difference between… — Tom Robbins
They say you can know a man by his enemies, Dresden." He smiled, and laughter lurked beneath his next words, never quite surfacing. "You defy… — Jim Butcher
Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds. — Libba Bray
Itâ€™s been a full week since she left and all youâ€™ve done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A woman must be nursed into subsistence by love, where a man can become stronger by being hated." - from 'Cows in Art Class — Charles Bukowski
What? Was that a laugh? (Delphine) No. (Jericho) Yes, it was. I heard it. Holy cow, call Hermes to spread the news. I think I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants… — Matt Groening
Trust me, Joe. Youâ€™re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -" "Things won't settle down." "- I'm going to… — Rick Riordan
What are you doing here, Simi? (Astrid) Feeling peckish. Is there any food? Something not too heavy. Maybe a cow or two? (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in… — Julie Gregory

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