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Cows Quotes by Spike Milligan
- In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
- On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go…
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- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin
- Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
- I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
- My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four cattle that… — Dave Brubeck
- It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that. — Bill Bryson
- The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
- Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk.… — Winston Churchill
- You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
- "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
- To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter, simply because… — Philip Kapleau
- Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
- The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki