Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 416 authors

These weren't cheap modern books; these were books bound in leather, and not just leather, but leather from clever cows who had given their lives… — Terry Pratchett
To country people Cows are mild, And flee from any stick they throw; But Iâ€™m a timid town bred child, And all the cattle seem… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
Self-deceitâ€”Itâ€™s in the â€œNine Satanic Statementsâ€ but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred… — Anton Szandor LaVey
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable." "How sweet," Annabelle… — Lisa Kleypas
But why, she thought wryly, did a man seem more attractive as he became less available? How humbling to think one had so much in… — Mary Jo Putney
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. â€œKilling is wrong.â€ â€œWe kill chickens,â€ Mr. Wexler said. â€œWe kill cows. We kill trees.… — Janet Evanovich
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They… — Ilona Andrews
I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet… — L. Frank Baum
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee… — Augusten Burroughs
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd! — Rowan Atkinson
I'm afraid of those cows,' protested poor Dora, seeing a prospect of escape. 'The very idea of your being scared of those cows,' scoffed Davy.… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
And I knew in my bones that Emily Dickinson wouldn't have written even one poem if she'd had two howling babies, a husband bent on… — Jennifer Donnelly
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a… — Kevin Hearne
Do you guys remember that time when we were all definitely going to die and then Ben grabbed the steering wheel and dodged a ginormous… — John Green
Sorry' he said. 'No, I'm sorry.' 'What are you sorry for?' 'Rattling on like a mad old cow. I'm sorry, I'm tired, bad day, and… — David Nicholls
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. — Bill Bryson
Clear-cutting" was the word for what the Rusties had done to the old forests: felling every tree, killing every living thing, turning entire countries into… — Scott Westerfeld
No touching Baby Jesus.â€ â€œBut weâ€™re his parents!â€ proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. â€œMary Beth,â€ Barb… — John Irving
Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose… — Jennifer Crusie
Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of… — Dr. Seuss

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