Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 416 authors

So, its like, Im a faggot because Im so not a faggot. I can say Im a faggot. I can say Im the gayest bitch… — Lil B
My sister and brother-in-law were very impressed with how the cows were milked. — Unknown Author
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. — Groucho Marx
When ur driving in the road be careful with cows one time I crashed one :P — Unknown Author
'Cows are happy.. Until they get made into sloppy jo's' — Unknown Author
My parents moved to Los Angeles when I was really young, but I spent every summer with my grandparents, and I'd stay with my grandfather… — Forest Whitaker
If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you… — George Lopez
Self-deceit...Its in the 'Nine Satanic Statements' but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred… — Anton Lavey
Farming isnt a job, its a way of life. You work hard, you play harder — Laura Claxton
Agricultural courses.. Work hard, fuck harder — Laura Claxton
Birdy birdy in the sky Dropped a poopy in my eyes, I do not worry I do not cry I am just happy that cows… — Shubham Pal
Five generations of back ache, wrinkles and empty penny jars.. why do we do it?! Dur its farming, simply loving life and what we do! — Laura Claxton
Todays Corporate Statement Performance: You are good untill you produce/generate enough (cows are good as long as it gives milk). — Sanji-Paul Arvind
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! — Azgraybebly Joslan
When cows laugh does milk come out of their nose? — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
It seems only yesterday that we saw The movie with the cows in it And turned to one at your side, who burped As morning… — John Ashbery
Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you.… — Michelle Amante
Im the business man! On demand! I organize the chaos, and even youre soul! Like a super drug, Im addicted to the money flow. Im… — Javaz
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja

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