Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 416 authors

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope. — P.J. O'Rourke
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am… — Thomas de Quincey
I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too… — Gordon Ramsay
But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives. — Peter Singer
None of my friends don't have Facebook accounts. Op-eds and studies can highlight our decreased enthusiasm for Facebook 'til the cows come home, but it… — Adora Svitak
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,… — Anne Tyler
We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered… — Carrie Underwood
So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma… — Laura Ingalls Wilder
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. — Colin Wilson
If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick. — Lalu Prasad Yadav
I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and… — Vir Das
Dr. Kertesz mentioned to me a case known to him of a farmer who had developed prosopagnosia and in consequence could no longer distinguish (the… — Oliver Sacks
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
Ask me. I'm a cow expert. — Gordon Korman
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up… — Elbert Hubbard
Have you ever watched the jet cars race on the boulevard?...I sometimes think drivers donâ€™t know what grass is, or flowers, because they never see… — Ray Bradbury
And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed… — Henry David Thoreau
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. — Tom Robbins
Just looking at them I grow greedy, as if they were freshly baked loaves waiting on their shelves to be broken open--that one and that--and… — Linda Pastan
Smoking I find the most ridiculous of all the varieties of human behavior and practically the only one that is entirely against nature. Can you… — Ian Fleming

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