Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 416 authors

My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment.... There's something about getting up at… — Bill Vaughan
I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow. — Lyman Abbott
Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't anyone see the… — Ingrid Newkirk
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward
Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is… — P.J. O'Rourke
One ought to be ashamed to make use of the wonders of science embodied in a radio set, the while appreciating them as little as… — Albert Einstein
Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to… — Lin Yutang
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow. — Johnny Mercer
So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that… — Daniel Pipes
We as children went up the mountain to find feed for livestock, like goats, cows and horses, and because in the winter time we would… — Tamae Watanabe
I'm saying that the leaders of the church have locked the sacred cow called science in the stable and they won't let anybody enter; they… — Mehmet Murat Ildan
This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans. — P.J. O'Rourke
Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the age of sixty, and walk up and down Collins Avenue… — Philip Roth
Meeting writers is always so disappointing. I got over wanting to meet live writers quite a long time ago. There is this terrific book that… — Ursula K. Le Guin
There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. — Tom Lehrer
When I was little, we lived on 8 acres and my mom had a horse. But when I was 7, my mom kicked my dad… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all. — Curtis Armstrong
I used to help my grandfather on the farm, driving tractors, raising crops and animals. I used to feed some of the baby cows and… — Tyson Chandler
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon
Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand. — Elton John

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