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Cows Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
- COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
- FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
- BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down…
- CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to…
- CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.
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- The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
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