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Cows Quotes by Mark Twain
- Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.
- It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.
- There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They…
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