Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 416 authors

In twentieth-century Old Earth, a fast food chain took dead cow meat, fried it in grease, added carcinogens, wrapped it in petroleum-based foam, and sold… — Dan Simmons
Almost all Christians being wretchedly enslaved to blindness and ignorance, which the priests are so far from preventing or removing, that they blacken the darkness,… — Desiderius Erasmus
As writers we live life twice, like a cow that eats its food once and then regurgitates it to chew and digest it again. We… — Natalie Goldberg
Life cannot be cut off quickly. One cannot be dead until the things he changed are dead. His effect is the only evidence of his… — John Steinbeck
She looks like the type that might freak out. It's something in the eyes, Frannie. It says if you shoot my sacred cows, I'll shoot… — Stephen King
Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows? — Darynda Jones
To be good or bad doesn't count: life out in this world doesn't depend on that. It depends on a relation of forces based on… — Oriana Fallaci
It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow. — Harvey Mackay
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on. — Benjamin Franklin
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce
His mother saw that he was not lonesome, and because she was an understanding mother, even though she was a cow, she let him just… — Munro Leaf
I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and… — Kristen Schaal
The Hollywood I know has allowed me the opportunity after opportunity to keep doing new things and not send me out to pasture. I don't… — Sandra Bullock
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. — Joan Dye Gussow
Consider a cow. A cow doesn't have the problem-solving skill of a chimpanzee, which has discovered how to get termites out of the ground by… — Martin Gardner
It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on… — Harry S. Truman
Triceratops is very common: they are the cows of the Cretaceous; they are everywhere. — Jack Horner
Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life. — Jon Katz
The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with high wages and health and retirement benefits… — P.J. O'Rourke
As a child, when I lost things such as my precious pocketknife, I learned that if I prayed hard enough, I could usually find it.… — James E. Faust

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