"When cows laugh does milk come out of…" — DaniAlla And Her BFF!

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• I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,… — Sean Astin
• Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
• I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
• My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four… — Dave Brubeck
• It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things… — Bill Bryson
• The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
• Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they… — Winston Churchill
• You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
• "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
• To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter,… — Philip Kapleau
• Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
• The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki

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