Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 425 authors

In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman,… — Jack Dee
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler
It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little… — Henri Cartier-Bresson
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. — Bill Hicks
Irreverence is our only sacred cow. — Paul Krassner
Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
Contentment is for cows; a challenging purpose is for people. — Denis Waitley
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your… — Alex Ferguson
Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow. — David Deutsch
Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful. — Aldous Huxley
What happens is all these things we're seeing â€“ campylobacter, E coli, mad cow, listeria, salmonella, that weren't even in the lexicon 30 years ago… — Joel Salatin
To be contentedâ€”thatâ€™s for the cows. — Diana Vreeland
Every year the hunters shot cows and horses and family pets and each other. And unbelievably, they sometimes shot themselves, perhaps in a psychotic episode… — Louise Penny
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz
Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. — J B Morton
If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot… — Stuart Appleby
Midwestern people stick together. Gee willikers, they work hard. There's no glitz, no glamour. When I was a girl in Duluth, Minnesota, I used to… — Gena Lee Nolin
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls. — Pafnuty Chebyshev
I continued to do arithmetic with my father, passing proudly through fractions to decimals. I eventually arrived at the point where so many cows ate… — Agatha Christie
When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. — John Stuart Mill

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