Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 425 authors

Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks. — Gautama Buddha
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. — Michael Klaper
A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range. Even if all the cattle on the… — Al Ries
If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like… — Xenophanes
I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day).… — Binyavanga Wainaina
Intellectually, human beings and animals may be different, but it's pretty obvious that animals have a rich emotional life and that they feel joy and… — Unknown Author
History viewed from the inside is always a dark, digestive mess, far different from the easily recognizable cow viewed from afar by historians. — Dan Simmons
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans — Muhammad Ali
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes. — Aaron Copland
When I took my clothes off in Blue Velvet, I wanted to convey the brutality of sex abuse. I wanted to look like a quartered… — Isabella Rossellini
People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It… — Michael Klaper
I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops. — Zola Budd
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of… — Valentino Garavani
Sure, I'd love to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of… — Bear Bryant
One of my chores was to milk the cows, which meant getting up before dawn and going out to that cold dark barn. I didn't… — Edd Roush
Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Every lecture should state one main point and repeat it over and over, like a theme with variations. An audience is like a herd of… — Gian-Carlo Rota
If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home. — Ridley Scott
I've always found it difficult to start with a definite idea, but if I start with a pond that's being drained because of a diesel… — Bobbie Ann Mason
A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same. — Shunryu Suzuki

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