Cows Quotes

525 quotes by 427 authors

The black man in North America was economically sick and that was evident in one simple fact: as a consumer, he got less than his… — Malcolm X
Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write. — Finley Peter Dunne
I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink… — Devon Aoki
If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to… — Don Meyer
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. — Billy Connolly
Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness. — Rumi
What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow. — Jerome K. Jerome
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you… — John F. Kennedy
... [I]nfectious disease is merely a disagreeable instance of a widely prevalent tendency of all living creatures to save themselves the bother of building, by… — Hans Zinsser
To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter. — Friedrich Schiller
Science is not a sacred cow-but there are a large number of would-be sacred cowherds busily devoting quantities of time, energy and effort to the… — John W. Campbell
Buffon, who, with all his theoretical ingenuity and extraordinary eloquence, I suspect had little actual information in the science on which he wrote so admirably… — James Boswell
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me. — Douglas Coupland
It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, "mad cow" disease, and many others, but I think… — Richard Dawkins
What does Reverence for Life say abut the relations between [humanity] and the animal world? Whenever I injury any kind of life I must be… — Albert Schweitzer
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their… — Ruhollah Khomeini
Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in… — Curtis Grant
I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and… — Aubrey Newman
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. — Mark Twain

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