Cow Quotes
373 quotes by 315 authors
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I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves of books about…
— Sean Astin
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
— Bjork
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
— Lord Chesterfield
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people…
— Winston Churchill
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
— Hank Aaron
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"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
— Lil Wayne
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
— Francis Beaumont
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The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field.
— Shunryu Suzuki
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Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
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Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass vitrine holding a…
— Charles Saatchi
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Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country...
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation, giving pleasure to a pilgrim,…
— Satish Kumar
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to…
— Joan Rivers
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The black man in North America was economically sick and that was evident in one simple fact: as a consumer, he got less than his…
— Malcolm X
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I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink…
— Devon Aoki
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
— Billy Connolly
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Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness.
— Rumi
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What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow.
— Jerome K. Jerome
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You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you…
— John F. Kennedy
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... [I]nfectious disease is merely a disagreeable instance of a widely prevalent tendency of all living creatures to save themselves the bother of building, by…
— Hans Zinsser
Who Wrote These Cow Quotes
315 authors contributed a total of 373 Cow Quotes, led by these top contributors: