Cow Quotes

373 quotes by 315 authors

I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves of books about… — Sean Astin
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people… — Winston Churchill
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass vitrine holding a… — Charles Saatchi
Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation, giving pleasure to a pilgrim,… — Satish Kumar
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
The black man in North America was economically sick and that was evident in one simple fact: as a consumer, he got less than his… — Malcolm X
I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink… — Devon Aoki
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. — Billy Connolly
Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness. — Rumi
What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow. — Jerome K. Jerome
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you… — John F. Kennedy
... [I]nfectious disease is merely a disagreeable instance of a widely prevalent tendency of all living creatures to save themselves the bother of building, by… — Hans Zinsser

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