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373 Cow quotes by 302 unique authors

Just looking at them I grow greedy, as if they were freshly baked loaves waiting on their shelves to be broken open--that one and that--and… — Linda Pastan
Smoking I find the most ridiculous of all the varieties of human behavior and practically the only one that is entirely against nature. Can you… — Ian Fleming
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? — Bill Watterson
There are symbolic dreams-- dreams that symbolize some reality. Then there are symbolic realities -- realities that symbolize a dream. Symbols are what you might… — Haruki Murakami
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They… — Mark Twain
It feels strange to me to be living in a box, hiding from the steadying influence of the moon; wearing the hide of a cow,… — Barbara Kingsolver
Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry — William Shakespeare
The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure. — Stephen Sondheim
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford
Some people want to see God with their eyes as they see a cow, and to love Him as they love a cow - for… — Meister Eckhart
The very beginning of Genesis tells us that God created man in order to give him dominion over fish and fowl and all creatures. Of… — Milan Kundera
Don't you want me to kiss you goodbye, sweetie?" "Kiss a cow farm boy — Nora Roberts
Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded. — Dean Koontz
Who are you?" she inquired, as the cat passed by. I'm the cat that looked at a king," he replied. And I," she remarked with… — P L Travers
Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath ... — Terry Pratchett
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in… — Bill Bryson
Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger — Lady Gaga
Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They say you can know a man by his enemies, Dresden." He smiled, and laughter lurked beneath his next words, never quite surfacing. "You defy… — Jim Butcher
It’s been a full week since she left and all you’ve done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What? Was that a laugh? (Delphine) No. (Jericho) Yes, it was. I heard it. Holy cow, call Hermes to spread the news. I think I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants… — Matt Groening
Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -" "Things won't settle down." "- I'm going to… — Rick Riordan
What are you doing here, Simi? (Astrid) Feeling peckish. Is there any food? Something not too heavy. Maybe a cow or two? (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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