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- The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful sound,…
- To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.
- It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.
- Riegger's Dichotomy sounded as though a pack of rats were being slowly tortured to death while, from time to time, a dying cow moaned.
- Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour…
- Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I…
- The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat
- Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.
- What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of it
- When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them.
- .Elmos is red Cookie monster is blue Big bird is as tall and as big as I care about you I love you more than…
More Cow Quotes
- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin
- I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
- The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
- Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk.… — Winston Churchill
- You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
- "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
- Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
- The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki
- Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
- Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass… — Charles Saatchi
- Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation, giving pleasure… — Satish Kumar