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Cow Quotes by MrAntiIt
- A new year resolution is like telling a cow we aren't going to eat you.
- A New Years resolution is like telling a cow you aren't going to eat him!
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- I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves… — Sean Astin
- I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
- The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
- Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk.… — Winston Churchill
- You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
- "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
- Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
- The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki
- Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
- Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass… — Charles Saatchi
- Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation, giving pleasure… — Satish Kumar