Famous Cow Lines

373 Cow quotes by 302 unique authors

Vegitarians are sexier then meat eaters, we arent all greesy and shit. and we dont get all thoes diseases, like mad cow disease. — Oliver Sykes
It comes as a severe shock to find out that you speak fluent cow. - Declan — Leap Years
Ima have em like, Oy vey, OMG, Holy cow, Wooow. — Mac Miller
When they told us about the land of milk and honey, no one mentioned the stinking cow dung and angry bees!! — Cellan Slarcas
A new year resolution is like telling a cow we aren't going to eat you. — MrAntiIt
A New Years resolution is like telling a cow you aren't going to eat him! — MrAntiIt
What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of it — Unknown Author
Whoever want beef I kill dat cow — Fe Raw
When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them. — Unknown Author
On the farm, I had chores. I had a calf. We had a herd of cattle in the pasture. We'd go and get me a… — Krysten Ritter
If you bring the balonga..,believe ima bring the goddamn beef. Ima bring the whole cow. — JORdinary_[Ws)
Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches are 100 calories of amazingness! — Jayde Nicole
Cow never know the use of its tail until its gone . appreciate what u have in life — Missw
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah
Weakness persons are all selfish.They are like dogs in the cattlehouse.will not allow Cow to take the food and will not eat also. — Sumesh Nair
No matter how old and intelligent a cow may be, will never collect the stick from the young Fulani boy herding the flock.. — Hussein Uolt
A lonely flower in a field . A lonely child does not yield. A lonely star in the night sky. A lonely man gives up… — Shubham Joshi
Lady met man on and pointed to his suede jacket. You know a cow was murdered for that jacket, she sneered. He replied in a… — Megz
.Elmos is red Cookie monster is blue Big bird is as tall and as big as I care about you I love you more than… — Unknown Author
Cat city meow,cat cat city meow,mil mil milk that came from a country cow — Wes Campton
Cow and horse dung, as muckgoes, are relatively agreeable. You can even become nostalgic about them. They smell of fermented grain, and on the far… — John Berger
Mrs. de Winter: Mrs. Danvers must be furious with me. Maxim de Winter: Oh, hang Mrs. Danvers! Why on earth should you be frightened of… — Robert E. Sherwood
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to… — Nikhil Saluja

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