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373 Cow quotes by 302 unique authors

People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It… — Michael Klaper
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of… — Valentino Garavani
Sure, I'd love to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of… — Bear Bryant
Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
I've always found it difficult to start with a definite idea, but if I start with a pond that's being drained because of a diesel… — Bobbie Ann Mason
A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same. — Shunryu Suzuki
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman,… — Jack Dee
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler
It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little… — Henri Cartier-Bresson
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. — Bill Hicks
Irreverence is our only sacred cow. — Paul Krassner
Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your… — Alex Ferguson
Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow. — David Deutsch
What happens is all these things we're seeing – campylobacter, E coli, mad cow, listeria, salmonella, that weren't even in the lexicon 30 years ago… — Joel Salatin
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz
If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot… — Stuart Appleby
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls. — Unknown Author
When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. — John Stuart Mill
Knowledge cannot be stolen from us. It cannot be bought or sold. We may be poor, and the sheriff may come and sell our furniture,… — Elihu Burritt
Everybody thinks of baseball as a sacred cow. When you have the nerve to challenge it, people look down their noses at you. There are… — Curt Flood
When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the… — Mark Lawrenson
He created the flavors! He created the colors. He created it all, and he did it all out of the overflow of his perfections. It’s… — Matt Chandler
No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes. — Kathe Kollwitz
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow. — Heber C. Kimball

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