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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their… — Ruhollah Khomeini
Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in… — Curtis Grant
I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and… — Aubrey Newman
This was what the universities were turning out nowadays. The science-is-a-sacred-cow boys. People who believe you could pour mankind into a test-tube and titrate it,… — Frank Robinson
Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. — Jonathan Swift
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ...… — Alicia Silverstone
Very often people looking at my pictures say, 'You must have had to wait a long time to get that cloud just right (or that… — Edward Weston
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care the happiest, individual would not be either a man or a woman it; it… — William Lyon Phelps
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce
Every cow in the world, you know, when they do what they do, you've got more carbon dioxide. — John Boehner
The great virtue of a diversified food economy, like a diverse pasture or farm, is its ability to withstand any shock. The important thing is… — Michael Pollan
A man in twenty-four hours converts as much as seven ounces of carbon into carbonic acid; a milch cow will convert seventy ounces, and a… — Michael Faraday
I hope we shall prove how much happier for man the Quaker policy is, and that the life of the feeder is better than that… — Thomas Jefferson
The living language is like a cowpath: it is the creation of the cows themselves, who, having created it, follow it or depart from it… — Elwyn Brooks White
Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull. — Samuel Johnson
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she… — Jake Johannsen
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. — Mark Twain
I have great childhood memories cow-tipping, going off and getting lost in the bog for hours, and coming home covered in dirt. — Emily Ratajkowski
I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone… — Peter Dinklage
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. — Spike Milligan
If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him, — Werner Herzog
When I was 10 years old, we'd pick out a cow and boom! They'd hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up… — Wilmer Valderrama
How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire. — Mel Smith

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