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373 Cow quotes by 302 unique authors

Because nitrous oxide [released by nitrate-fertilised soil] is 296 times stronger than COâ‚‚ at global warming and methane [cow farts] is about 26 times as… — Thom Hartmann
The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. — Robert Louis Stevenson
Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. — Mason Cooley
Interesting, he later reflected, was perhaps not the correct word.By the time he and Henry arrived back at the house for their midday meal-a scrumptious… — Julia Quinn
If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love… — Ted Nugent
It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow — Ben Chifley
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. Like a mother, it feeds you on your journey. Therefore learning… — Chanakya
If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't. — Dan Piraro
I have a history of saving animals. I started years ago with a cow. — Peter Max
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. — Fred Allen
In the long run, the quality of your work is all that matters. That is your only resumé. Be professional. Make sure your editor or… — Mark Waid
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. — Ogden Nash
Man is naturally a religious being. His heart instinctively seeks for God whether he reverences the sacred cow or prays to the sun or moon;… — Spencer W. Kimball
The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a blade of grass… — Darrel Ray
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. — Oliver Gaspirtz
As I stood outside in Cow Lane, it occurred to me that Heaven must be a place where the library is open twenty-four hours a… — Alan Bradley
It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow. — Georg Brandes
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding… — Douglas Wilson
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns — Groucho Marx
There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop… — Frank Oski
Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you… — Gelett Burgess
Be the buffalo. Wilma Mankiller, the first female principal chief of the Cherokee nation, once told me how the cow runs away from the storm… — Donna Brazile
When other people first became aware of the cow, they expressed concern and anxiety. They suggested strategies for getting the animal out of Molly's parlor:… — Alison Lurie

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