"Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how……" — Fred Allen
"Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans."
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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More Cans Quotes
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Africa is a continent in flames. And deep down, if we really accepted that Africans were equal to us, we…
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The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other…
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There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee.…
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The path of civilization is paved with tin cans.
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We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns and at times,…
— Johnny Depp
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Success comes in cans, not can'ts.
— Brian Tracy
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I made my first song when I was 9 years old. Just beating on garbage cans, having people beat box.
— Ludacris
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I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like,…
— Robert Pattinson
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I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one…
— Jamie Oliver
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I have ate out of your garbage cans to stay out of jail. I have wore your second-hand clothes…I have…
— Charles Manson
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Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.
— Edward Abbey
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Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are…
— Edward Abbey
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