"They're pretty good, except for one little problem.……" — Napoleon Dynamite

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• I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,… — Sean Astin
• I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
• The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. — Lord Chesterfield
• Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they… — Winston Churchill
• You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron
• "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
• Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont
• The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki
• Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
• Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's… — Charles Saatchi
• Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
• Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation,… — Satish Kumar

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