Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

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• Do chickens have large talons?
• Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
• Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50…
• Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think?
• You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a…
• Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon…
• I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite
• Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
• That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
• I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb
• They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like,…
• Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite
• Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite
• Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
• What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
• I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with…
• Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.
• Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That…
• Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite
• Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like…

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