All Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite Bass
- Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro All
- LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a… Babe
- How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've… Been
- Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! Dang
- Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing… Called
- Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. Broke
- And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer All
- Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get… Afford
- Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite Dynamite
- Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle Arrowheads
- Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite Dynamite
- Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead… Able
- Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly... Face