All Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- Do chickens have large talons? Chickens
- Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! Come Get
- Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50… Alaska
- Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? Day
- You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a… Boat
- Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon… All
- I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite Cause
- Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! Draw
- That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite Dynamite
- I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb Billowy
- They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like,… Cow
- Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite Come True
- Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite Dynamite
- Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite Anything Today
- What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite Dunes
- I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with… Defend
- Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. Couple
- Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That… Awesome
- Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite Come Get
- Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like… All
- I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite Bass
- Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro All
- LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a… Babe
- How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've… Been
- Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! Dang