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- Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50…
- Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think?
- You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a…
- Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon…
- I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite
- Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
- That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
- Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite
- Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite
- Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
- What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
- Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.
- Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That…
- Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite
- I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite
- Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
- Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
- Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite
- Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
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