"Do chickens have large talons?" — Napoleon Dynamite

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• What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?… — Dave Attell
• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every… — Ellen Barkin
• I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
• I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
• I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
• Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon… — Mark Bittman
• This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my… — Lewis Black
• Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. — Aesop
• I'm not counting any chickens. — Jeff Bridges
• While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and… — Rita Mae Brown
• I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year… — Sandra Bullock
• I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat,… — Gisele Bundchen

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