Chickens Quotes
635 quotes by 530 authors
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
— Dave Attell
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain…
— Ellen Barkin
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
— Todd Barry
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I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.
— Jean-Michel Basquiat
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Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them on the throne.…
— Mark Bittman
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really…
— Lewis Black
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Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
— Aesop
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I'm not counting any chickens.
— Jeff Bridges
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While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are…
— Rita Mae Brown
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I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think,…
— Sandra Bullock
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I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat, I bless my food; I…
— Gisele Bundchen
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
— Samuel Butler
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If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
— Pamela Anderson
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The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
— Maya Angelou
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much, or the environment…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
— Seymour Cray
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Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To…
— Erma Bombeck
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With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
— George Carlin
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That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when…
— Fuzzy Zoeller
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