Chickens Quotes

635 quotes by 530 authors

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. — Dave Attell
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain… — Ellen Barkin
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them on the throne.… — Mark Bittman
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really… — Lewis Black
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. — Aesop
I'm not counting any chickens. — Jeff Bridges
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are… — Rita Mae Brown
I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think,… — Sandra Bullock
I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat, I bless my food; I… — Gisele Bundchen
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick. — Pamela Anderson
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. — Maya Angelou
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much, or the environment… — P.J. O'Rourke
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? — Seymour Cray
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To… — Erma Bombeck
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet. — George Carlin
That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when… — Fuzzy Zoeller

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