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Chickens Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take…
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
More Chickens Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin
- I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
- Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them… — Mark Bittman
- This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar… — Lewis Black
- Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. — Aesop
- I'm not counting any chickens. — Jeff Bridges
- While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly… — Rita Mae Brown
- I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get… — Sandra Bullock
- I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat, I bless… — Gisele Bundchen