Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

My family and I reside on a non-working farm, although we have a couple of horses and the usual stuff like pigs, cows, and chickens.… — Al Jardine
How, given the canine teeth and close-set eyes that declare the human animal to be a predator, had we come up with the notion that… — Unknown Author
Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken? — Gail Carriger
Later when I thought of the chickens, one of those rare pale blue eggs rose up into my throat. The chickens had been part of… — Melissa Coleman
So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled… — Mark Forsyth
It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. — Gerald Asher
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow. — Charles Krauthammer
Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies. — Jack Canfield
I said, 'Don, what's sustainable about feeding chicken to fish?' — Dan Barber
The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way. — Jack Horner
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken.… — Kanye West
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken — Colonel Sanders
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad. — Jennifer Ellison
I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'. — Unknown Author
I remember that at the beginning of the month, the kind of menus my mom and father would prepare for us would have fish, chicken.… — Jose Andres
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. — Mike Rowe
You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens. — Jodi Thomas
I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts. — Gary Gygax
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin
Now there is something about [Tuukka] you probably don’t know and that is he loves chicken wings more than any person I’ve ever met in… — Brad Marchand
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the… — Jase Robertson
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads. — Isaac Newton
As long as the Almighty permitted intelligent men, created in his image and likeness, to fight in public and kill each other while the world… — Abraham Lincoln

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