Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

Where is the soul? . . . I refuse to believe anything of that kind without proof. The idea that, as soon as a man's… — Robert Green Ingersoll
He was kind of a fringe NFL guy. Some people think in the right situation he might have stuck for a bunch of years. The… — Unknown Author
Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt
If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt. — Joe Teti
Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine,… — Glenn Beck
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend… — Shannen Doherty
Buckethead [former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist] is probably twice as good a guitar player as me and Slash combined, and can stand having fried chicken… — Dave Mustaine
My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the same time — Muhammad Ali
When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven. — Jung Chang
The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men. — Evo Morales
The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds—the… — Chuck Jones
You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster? — William Carlos Williams
Do not be afraid of simplicity. If you have a cold chicken for supper, why cover it with a tasteless white sauce which makes it… — Marcel Boulestin
There won't be any biographies of me because, for only one reason, lives spent between the house and the chicken yard do not make exciting… — Flannery O'Connor
Suppose I grant that pigs and dogs are self-aware to some degree, and do have thoughts about things in the future. That would provide some… — Peter Singer
When government does, occasionally, work, it works in an elitist fashion. That is, government is most easily manipulated by people who have money and power… — P.J. O'Rourke
I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad. — Bear Bryant
Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building… — Neal Barnard
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. — George M. Humphrey
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers — Unknown Author
LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly… — Ambrose Bierce
I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it --… — Julia Child
I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don't mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don't like eating big… — Lisa Loeb
I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice,… — Erik Satie
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the… — Jack Handey

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