Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. — Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a farming family. I hated cleaning out the chickens but loved hatching them and feeding the new born sheep. The smell… — Joseph Mawle
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness
There's only one rule in photography - never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup. — Freeman Patterson
Soft-brained people, weak-minded, chicken-hearted , cannot find the truth. One has to be free, and as broad as the sky. — Swami Vivekananda
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, — Richard Trumka
I have no interest in being a trained ballerina. People should dance how they want to dance. I want to be the funky chicken. — Scott McClanahan
I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken. — Joe Jonas
My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother. — Joel McCrea
I used to eat a whole chicken, every day, for lunch. I did that for four years. But it got tiring - go to the… — Adam Driver
Looking at the world through the sunset in your eyes, traveling the train through clear Moroccan skies. Ducks and pigs and chickens call, animal carpet… — Graham Nash
I am a vegetarian because I realized that even little chickens suffer pain and fear, experience a range of feelings and emotions, and are as… — Paul McCartney
They wanted to wait, to improve, to get better, when he's already a world champion. And that's a mistake. That's a chicken attitude. — Sergio Martinez
What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey… — Alice B. Toklas
Just as the chicken pox virus continues to live quietly in the body after the disease is gone, the god virus may live quietly in… — Darrel Ray
Curse away! And let me tell thee, Beausant, a wise proverb The Arabs have,-"Curses are like young chickens, And still come home to roost." — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts… — Joey Santiago
Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in… — Todd English
My arm bones looked like chicken bones. — Tammy Duckworth
The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed… — Matthew Scully
I left Chicago many years ago to move to California. You can't help but live a healthy lifestyle here if you want to fit in.… — James Belushi
I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and… — Jason Sellards
Smoke says the beef is much better than the squawky white birds. Her expression changed from annoyed to dismayed. Squawky white birds? Chickens? You ate… — Anne Bishop
Just as a snowflakewent on to feed a puddle that filled a stream and then the river, thepumpkin patch is a gathering of molecules from… — Katherine Dunn
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs — Groucho Marx

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