Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like… — Phyllis Diller
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish… — Jim Gaffigan
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. — Lesley Nicol
The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. — Lesley Nicol
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one. — Tony Curtis
Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle — Mike Ditka
I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise. — Ludacris
In the past, I’ve had my share of good reviews, but it’s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don’t even know how it happened.… — Gary Oldman
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler
Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself… — Werner Herzog
I love the smell of fried chicken. — Giancarlo Esposito
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up… — Karl Pilkington
I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats… — Eric Stoltz
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great. — Donnie Wahlberg
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken. It's… — Kanye West
Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it’s filet mignon, — Viola Davis
I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin. — Unknown Author
I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take… — Mitch Hedberg
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like… — Ann Coulter
I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I… — Liev Schreiber
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would… — Unknown Author
I'm addicted to Jack's Wife Freda, a South African - Jewish-inspired restaurant founded by my brother Dean and his amazing wife, Maya. The vibe is… — Unknown Author

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