"I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat……" — Jim Gaffigan

I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And… - Jim Gaffigan
"I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'"

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