Chicken Quotes

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. — Dave Attell
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain… — Ellen Barkin
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them on the throne.… — Mark Bittman
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really… — Lewis Black
I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think,… — Sandra Bullock
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. — Maya Angelou
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much, or the environment… — P.J. O'Rourke
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To… — Erma Bombeck
That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when… — Fuzzy Zoeller
We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was — Bernard Malamud
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge. — Joan Rivers
When it comes to betting on yourself... you're a chicken-livered coward if you hesitate. — B. C. Forbes
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat)… — Calvin Trillin
You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead. — John Goddard
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ...… — Alicia Silverstone
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact,… — Alistair Cooke

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