Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 552 authors

A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow. — Charles Krauthammer
Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies. — Jack Canfield
I said, 'Don, what's sustainable about feeding chicken to fish?' — Dan Barber
The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way. — Jack Horner
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken.… — Kanye West
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken — Colonel Sanders
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad. — Jennifer Ellison
I remember that at the beginning of the month, the kind of menus my mom and father would prepare for us would have fish, chicken.… — Jose Andres
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. — Mike Rowe
I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts. — Gary Gygax
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin
Now there is something about [Tuukka] you probably donâ€™t know and that is he loves chicken wings more than any person Iâ€™ve ever met in… — Brad Marchand
Going to a bar or pool hall doesnâ€™t mean youâ€™re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesnâ€™t make you a chicken. Itâ€™s the… — Jase Robertson
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken. — Albert Einstein
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! — Lewis Black
Zig Ziglar may be the master motivator, Mark Victor Hansen and Jack Canfield of Chicken Soup for the Soul, the master story tellers; Anthony Robbins… — Doug Wead
Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal — Kyle Petty
Chicken exits are self-sabotage. They give you a false explanation for why you don't have something you want. — Ali Vincent
It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing to complex carbohydrates.… — Craig Johnston

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