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- Is that chicken O.o
- Yeah I know I am not prefect, but do you think I care? no I don't, I love who I am and what I have…
- Growing up Southern is a privilege, really. It's more than where you're born, it's an idea and state of mind that seems imparted at birth.…
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is…
- My friends ask me why I'm so serious, all I said Bitch, I just got surgery. If I laugh it'll hurt. All he said So…
- Why did the chicken cross the road?????
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