Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Unknown Author
In my opinion, if most urban meat-eaters were to visit an industrial broiler house, to se how the birds are raised, and could see the… — Peter Cheeke
It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now… — Lyle Lovett
The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it. — George Herbert
The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. — Thaksin Shinawatra
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli
I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the… — Jenifer Lewis
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business. — Chubby Checker
You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th. — Vitali Klitschko
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. — Julia Child
You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too.… — Susanna Kaysen
My dad gave $3 and a chicken for the first guitar I had. — Carl Perkins
We need to confront honestly the issue of scale... You may need a large corporation to run an airline or to manufacture cars, but you… — Wendell Berry
[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything -… — Ellen DeGeneres
I've slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat. — Sarah Chalke
I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with a hot plate… — Paula Deen
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. — Lewis Grizzard
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness
There's only one rule in photography - never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup. — Freeman Patterson
Soft-brained people, weak-minded, chicken-hearted , cannot find the truth. One has to be free, and as broad as the sky. — Swami Vivekananda

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