Chicken Quotes

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The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men. — Evo Morales
You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster? — William Carlos Williams
Do not be afraid of simplicity. If you have a cold chicken for supper, why cover it with a tasteless white sauce which makes it… — Marcel Boulestin
There won't be any biographies of me because, for only one reason, lives spent between the house and the chicken yard do not make exciting… — Flannery O'Connor
When government does, occasionally, work, it works in an elitist fashion. That is, government is most easily manipulated by people who have money and power… — P.J. O'Rourke
I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad. — Bear Bryant
Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building… — Neal Barnard
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. — George M. Humphrey
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers — Joe Kuhel
LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly… — Ambrose Bierce
I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it --… — Julia Child
I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don't mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don't like eating big… — Lisa Loeb
I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice,… — Erik Satie
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the… — Jack Handey
Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed… — Frank Muir
If you a chicken head, go somewhere and lay some eggs — 2 Chainz
I worked from 10 p.m. until 1 a.m. every night for a year to write the first Chicken Soup for the Soul book, — Jack Canfield
I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and cheese. — Marion Jones
On going vegetarian." I was sitting here eating my plate of chicken salad, and suddenly I looked down and saw all the meat on my… — Shiri Appleby
Engineers are really good at labeling and branding things. If we had named Kentucky Fried Chicken, it would have been Hot Dead Birds. — Vinton Cerf

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