Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 556 authors

I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise. — Ludacris
In the past, Iâ€™ve had my share of good reviews, but itâ€™s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I donâ€™t even know how it happened.… — Gary Oldman
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler
Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself… — Werner Herzog
I love the smell of fried chicken. — Giancarlo Esposito
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up… — Karl Pilkington
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great. — Donnie Wahlberg
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit andÂ I go to Harold's for fried chicken.… — Kanye West
Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like itâ€™s filet mignon, — Viola Davis
I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin. — Brandon DiCamillo
I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. Itâ€™s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take… — Mitch Hedberg
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like… — Ann Coulter
I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I… — Liev Schreiber
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would… — Sue Lowden
I'm addicted to Jack's Wife Freda, a South African - Jewish-inspired restaurant founded by my brother Dean and his amazing wife, Maya. The vibe is… — Kara Janx
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken. — Jujubee
What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to… — Billy Connolly

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